Cruise Control

I seriously do not understand how anyone can find this man attractive. I've really never been a fan. I mean, come on, he looks like a soft, short little midget here. And where is Katie Holmes? She was all over the place, shopping for shoes like 5 minutes before the baby was born. It's been two weeks now, and there's no sign of her anywhere. Really, I demand a photo op, like the one Gwenyth, Chris and Moses Martin did recently.